vgly: dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this omg
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
losing-my-goddamn-mind: reichenfeels: “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you” “Come on, it’s just a joke” “toughen up and stop being a baby” “We’re just teasing” BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM. IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST FUCK OFF. Dat gif
claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux: I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
When I'll be a mom, my advice will be this
sodamnrelatable: Mom, he broke my heart: Mom, I got an F: Mom, I had a fight with my best friend: Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start: REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS.
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
eyeslikecominghome: skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
prospited: WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR PLAIN ...
thatfunnyblog: when you suddenly sneeze really hard out of nowhere Funny Stuff you like?
zackisontumblr: i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive ????? ...
marblefacade: its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation where are you paolo